• Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins.

• Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it.

• As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom.

• Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing TV programs like daytime talk shows.

• Open all windows.

• Display all remote controls on the coffee table, regardless of functionality.

• Disconnect answering machine, or…

• Call Mom an hour before your Bros arrive.

• Coasters, coasters, coasters!

• Sign out of email account.

• Usher girlfriend/booty call off the premises.